Since my wife was required to do overtime every single day, I get to spend a lot of time together with Adam. In another word, I had to look after him everyday after work until his mom gets back. What, me, complain? Nahh. I don't mind really. Eventhough he gave me a big headache everyday with his cheeky mischievous ways. Kicking and screaming, creating a huge mess all over the place.
Anyway, I think my almost 3 years old has arrived at the phase where he ask questions, lots and lots of questions about everything. In short, I became his official Information counter of sort. Here's a typical conversation between Adam and me in the car:
Adam: Papa tu apa atas tu?
Me: Tu kabel
Adam: Kabel apa?
Me: Kabel letrik
Adam: Tu apa pa?
Me: Lampu
Adam: Lampu? Lampu apa pa?
Me: Lampu jalan
Adam: Banyak nye lampu jalan! Ada 1, 2, 4, 7 , 16 lampu jalan. Tu kereta apa pa?
Me: Kereta Honda
Adam: Kereta Honda apa?
Me: Honda Civic
Adam: Honda Cibik ke? Bukan kereta Toyota?
Me: Bukan la
Adam: Habis kereta Toyota mana?
Me: Tu kat depan tu kereta Toyota
Adam: Tu kereta Abanza la
Me: Whatever!!
Adam: Tu kereta apa pa?
Me: ...
Adam: Tu kereta apa paa?
Adam: TUUU KERETA APA PAAAAA!!
Me: Tu teksi la, kan semalam dah cakap!
Adam: Teksi? Teksi apa pa?
Me: Teksi buruk
Adam: Teksi buruk? Siapa buat?
Me: Mana la papa tau
Adam: Siapa buat paaa?
Me: Sigh, Ah Fatt buat
Adam: Tu motor rempit ke pa?
Me: Ye, motor
Adam: Abang naik motor rempit tu jahat ke?
Me: Tak ah, nakal sikit jer, macam Adam
Adam: Adam tak nakal la. Motor tu nak gi mana pa?
Me: Mana la papa tahu
Adam: Papa tanya la dia
Me: Malas ah
Adam: PAPA TANYA LA DIAAA!!!
Me: OII NAK GI MANA TUU???
Motorcyclist: ...
Me: Dia tak jawab pun
Adam: Kenapa dia tak jawab?
Me: Sebab dia manyak sombong, Ipoh mali punya mwahahahaha!!
Me: Dah la Adam, sakit kepala papa
Adam: Papa sakit kepala? Siapa buat?
Me: Adam la buat! Popet-popet jer cam mak nenek!
Adam: Adam tak popet pun, Adam minum susu jerrrr. Pa tu kabel apa pa?
Me: Arghhhhh!!!
You see, I don't mind answering all his questions from time to time but not all the time! Not like he'll understand all of them anyway. Okay, first thing I;m gonna teach him on the computer is how to use Google.
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