New ruling for all bank employees.
Attention all bank employees. After much discussion and haggling with BNM and major bank employees unions such as NUDE and BISUBISU, we have agreed to enforce this new ruling for the good of everybody. With immediate effect, below are the list of Penalty Rate for the each respective offence.
1. Coming even 1 millisecond late to work for whatever reason - RM15.00
2. Did not sign in or out in front of the prefects - RM15.00
3. Leaving workstation more messy than a chicken coop - RM20.00
4. Posting Hello Kitty or Doraemon posters at locker - RM13.00
5. Leaving stinky socks or undergarments at locker or workstation - RM8.00
6. Installing pirated software (unless approved by unofficial IT guy) - RM20.00
7. Forget to give present to Boss on his/her birthday - RM50.00 or an IKEA flower pot (which ever is higher)
8. Telling off a customer because of bad mood - No penalty (we're all human)
9. Cooking and eating Maggie mee at the pantry - RM5.00
10. Gossiping about your colleagues and got caught by a supervisor - RM20.00
11. Complaining about having to do compulsory over time - RM30.00
12. Taking noisy and unruly kids to work during weekends - RM40.00
13. Failing to attend a colleague's wedding - RM19.90
14. Rolling your eyes to your immediate supervisor - RM5.95
15. Complaining or discussing this ridiculous new ruling - RM100.00
Please disseminate this message to all your union members accordingly.
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